by Professor String |
Watch it! You could put an eye out with that thing. |
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Does this sound familiar? Just about everyone has heard that expression at
some point in their life. Most responsible parents have pounded this expression,
or warning, into their child’s head. No parent wants their son or daughter to
lose an eye to a freak accident. When a parent says it to a youngster, they
really mean it. If an adult is saying it to another adult, it is usually light
hearted and sometimes comical. What an irony!
There are many tutorials on the Web and in books showing folks how to change
guitar strings. Yet, very few of these tutorials advise people on how to trim
the string. This little step is often glazed over by a basic instruction like,
“Step 7: Trim away excess.” Notice that this instruction does not say how to
trim the string? Nor does it give warning of how a pair of wire cutters can turn
excess string into a little missile. That little missile has no guidance system.
Its target is completely unknown.
Don’t stub your eyes
In most cases, you can hold onto the excess piece while you are cutting. This
lets you be in total control of were the excess will go once you cut it. If you
are meticulous about having the excess trimmed real close to the peg, a second
cut might be required to trim the little leftover nub. We are talking about a
section of string no longer than a 1/8th or 1/16th of an inch. Trimming this
little stub of string presents the most risk for injury to an eye. When this
little stub is cut, it turns into a flying projectile.
What makes it fly? In a word, it is large potential energy being converted into
kinetic energy. Cutting a 1/16” length section from a thick solid guitar string
can have the highest potential energy. It requires the most amount of force to
cut. A section of string, that size, has very little mass to slow down its
acceleration. A thicker string will require more cutting force. Without going
into the details of energy kinetics, the energy from the cutting force is
dissipated to the string piece being cut. The section with the least amount of
mass and resistance will gather velocity and fly through the air.
The Problem
To date, a basic Internet search does not reveal any records stating how many
eye injuries occur each year from a guitar or bass string. After we further
investigated some of the local clinics and emergency rooms in the immediate
area, we did find past incidents recorded with guitar string eye injuries. So,
how big of a problem is this injury? There is only one way to really tell how
big the problem is today: Warning labels.
Let’s take a moment to discuss what we mean when we say problem. We live in a
litigious society. People file lawsuits to get rich claim damages for their
injuries. An eye injury resulting in blindness is a very significant injury. It
can be life altering. That is a problem for the person with the eye. A jury will
decide if it is a problem for anyone else. If you take a look at your most
recent package of guitar strings, odds are likely that you will not see any
warnings on the package. Does this mean eye injuries have not been a problem for
string manufacturers over the years? No. It just has not received enough
airplay. Alas, one victorious lawsuit could change the entire landscape.
Now, to the point…
Lack of a product warning label is simply asking for problems. To dismiss it
with the attitude of hey-people-can-file-suits-for-anything is sheer negligence
and arrogance. Arrogance will kill a business. Long term, it will be the
musician who suffers the most by paying higher prices for a product that will
have a “high risk” label placed on it by business insurance companies. These
companies will end up charging string manufacturers astronomical rates for
liability coverage. In turn, the added expenses will be passed along to the
customer. In this case, it will be a young broke street musician needing to buy
strings. String manufacturers need to wake up and smell the litigation. A little
warning label could be the difference between profitability and bust.
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